You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
Curse of the Twilight MerchantIt was a quiet afternoon, one as average as any normal day can be. No one in the village would have suspected that a day like could have taken a turn for the worse. But even if it did, the villagers had a system to warn of them of any dangers that was approaching the village, bells.
If any of the village watchers noticed anything dark or evil approaching from the distance, they’ll ring the bells, announcing the upcoming arrival of a dark entity. It wouldn’t protect them in any way or form, but it would let the villagers know when they should run in panic to their houses and hide, keeping the death toll to a minimum.
But the whole had gone by without the bells tolling once, a sense of silent security spreading over the village like a nice, warm hug. But villagers were ignorant as to what today was, unaware of the dark powers that are slowly creeping up to the village, ready to spread its bad voodoo to any and all who dares to approach it. And when they least expected it, it
Tiny in your home (gt rp)You were sitting at home. You've had some small things disapoear like needles and tissues. Sometimes you see bites in your bread. Super tiny bites. Your first thought is mice. You set up traps. The traps trapped mice in a box without killing them. You pick one up after a while and hear scampering. You open it and see a tiny blue haired boy, half shivering holding a bottle cap and needle. You....
rules:18+ is allowed but you must note. You can be mean and keep him as a slave or take care of him. I'll allow fetishes like feet butt, boobs, and pussy but no penis. 18+= pussy, nude boobs anthros are allowed and recomended have fun :3
GEP script - Power OutageEXT. The DEN - Orlando - Night
The lights in the DEN go out.
Just great! The power's out!
BEN-E, go reset the circuit breaker.
Why me? Why don't you get up and reset it yourself?
Other droids don't talk back to their masters.
Ouch! That was my foot!
Have the common sense NOT to put your foot where my treads are!
We gave up seeing in the dark for this?!?
Has anyone see the flashlights.
I think they're in the kitchen. I'll go check.
Why don't you use your light sword?
If I HAD it on me, I would use it.
I found the flashlights...
..all with dead batteries.
I thought I picked up extra batteries at the store.
We hear a feint sound of music.
Sorry. I must have used them all up on my boombox.
Haven't you ever heard of an adapter cord?
Yeah, but this way I can listen to music during a blackout.
Shut up and fork 'em over!
Kiss my furr
DFD ABRIDGED SCRIPT -- PREVIEW*when breaking Suki's phone*
Looks like Suki's in a bit of a...*black glasses fall from the sky to land on his face* dead zone. YEAAAAA *CSI zoom out
When Cassandra is paralyzed and Suki is laying next to her, have Suki say, "When you wake up, let's go kill those Bitches. Together"
Suki: Hey Cassandra, instead of watching me walk off with a suspicious woman who is clearly fucking Izuru, why don't you tell me? No? Ok, then
Izuru: What no I have boobs, I swear. *southern belle voice*
Akito: I'm not clumsy. It's just that the chairs, floor, tables, and walls get in the way.
Suki: I'm the happy character who never wants to see anyone hurt! *falls asleep then wakes up to see a burning preschool* "Oh now how did that happen?
Izuru: What, are you about to confess your love to me?
Akito: Yes you little piece of s
templateName(s) you go by:
Run away from a cheetah or a horde of komodo dragons?
Cats or dogs?
Do you blush a lot or not at all?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
7 x 9?
What's your opinion on fish?
What does a normal day for you look like?
Nutella or Nutella?
Do you have any useful abilities?
Is wearing a tuxedo on your to do list?
Pink flower dress?
Your phone is ringing! Here , I'll get it for you.....something about you winning the lottery for...26 million dollars and a Coke... What now?
I lied! But can we go grab a Coke if you want. You're not mad at me, rrriiiight????
I think an animal just puked into your shoes. What's your plan?
Your lawn is on FIRE?! How did that HAPPEN?! (flashback)
Where do you see yourself later today?
Do you like this template? Any tips on how I could make future templates better?
FILL IN THE BLANK SECTION
Movie Review: Disaster Movie Part 3So after that horrifying scene, Juney's water "breaks" and a bunch of bluish green stuff goes all over everyone. Gross. Meanwhile, Will has a dream where he's in Jumper. He decides to teleport somewhere, and accidentally teleports onto Prince Caspian's sword, impaling him.
Not-Caspian: Hey look, it's the guy who ruined Star Wars!
Why do you have to throw random references everywhere? Will wakes up and everyone says they saw his dream. After some more gross "humor", Will gets a call from Amy, who says she is trapped at the Natural History Museum. Will finally tells her that he loves her, but the call is ended before he could say such a thing. He decides that they should help him rescue her, but a meteor falls on Kim and kills her. She wasn't really important to the movie anyway. The only thing we knew about her is that she was Calvin's girlfriend. That's all I know. While their mourning over her, another parody shows up, and it's the Enchanted Princess from...Enchanted. I never seen tha
the adventures of aki and her friendsbased on multiple tru stories
DO U WANNA BUILD A SNOMAN
Aki: HEY KURO DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAAAAAAN~
Aki: IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A SNOWMAN ♪ WE CAN BUILD THE—
*deep voice* NEO ARMSTRONG JET ARMSTRONG CANNON
Kuro: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
*Aki and friends at half-empty school cafeteria talking when suddenly-*
Shiro: *VERY LOUDLY* PUT THAT THING RIGHT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME—
*cafeteria goes mostly silent*
Kuro: IT'S A PLAY WE'RE DOING
Aki: YEAH DON'T MIND US JUST REHEARSING FOR A PLAY
Hikari: SO EVERYONE GO BACK TO YOUR LAME LIVES AND STOP STALKING US.
Canterlot Wedding Live: Unveiled! (Scene shows Rarity in front of Princess Celestia's castle in deleted news footage of "A Canterlot Wedding" that was originally going to air on Good Morning Equestria, but didn't, and was found almost three years later. The bottom of the screen reads "Miss Rarity: Royal Wedding Planner, Dress Maker.")
Every detail of the Royal Wedding has been meticulously orchestrated. In fact, Sir Elton John wrote a song for each and every guest in attendance.
(Scene changes to the reception where Pinkie Pie is at a piano dressed as Elton John. The bottom of the screen reads "Sir Elton John: Royal Songwriter for Emotional Occasions, Not Pinkie Pie in a Wig.)
Stallion with the black coat on
Sitting next to the mare with the face that looks like potato salad
I think we met once at Pizza Hut, yes we did
You ordered cheesy bread
(A time card that says "Two Hours Later" appears.)
Two hours later...