You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
Death Battle - Anakin Skywalker vs Neo
MadnessAbe: "Well, we've looked over the statistics, settled the bets as well as any personal conflicts in here…"
Lucas Zaboot: (red faced, bruised and holding an ice pack between his legs) "You're a cheating bastard to knee someone in the groin."
MadnessAbe: "Well, you pulled a box cutter on me, what did you think was gonna happen?" (takes a drink from his coffee mug)
Lucas Zaboot: "Heh heh, f*ck you, enjoy your coffee you piece of sh*t…"
Johnny Zealous: (shaking his head at this) "For once, can we have a co-host that you WON'T pick a fight with?"
Lucas Zaboot: "Well if you're looking for suggestions, I know a gentleman's club a few blocks down with some lovely ladies that could be a co-host for us-"
Johnny Zealous: "I'm talking about here in the Death Battle booth, doofus."
Lucas Zaboot: "What did you think I was talking about?"
MadnessAbe: "Are you going to prattle on like a married couple or can we get to the violence we promised?"
Johnny Zealous: "Of course, it's Death
TDAS Re-write Finale part 1: The Final Wreck-Ening
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Season Finale: The Final Wreck-ening
Re-written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
Chris: (Voiceover, as clips from ALL SEASON play) This season on Total Drama All-Stars, 18 competitors returned for another shot at $1,000,000! Your favorite heroes and villains battled for supremacy in our most painful, and grueling challenges ever! But, it was the betrayals that cut the deepest; (Clip of Cameron using Scott as shark bait plays) Cameron used Scott for shark bait, (Clip of Alejandro revealing he can walk again plays) Alejandro could walk the whole time, (Clip Gwen getting mad at Courtney’s chart plays) Courtney lied about wanting to go to the end with Gwen, (Clips of Owen acting nervous around the others play) Owen kept a painful secret from his friends, (Clips of Mal in action play) and Mike repeatedly left his best friends in the lurch. Or, was it all the work of Mal, Mike’s evil, long-lost personality? (Clips from the previous episod
Pinkie PiePants: EQG Edition: Chocolate With Nuts
‘Bright and sunny.’
‘Bright and sunny’ described the atmosphere of a beautiful Friday in Equestria’s alternate realm simply known as the human world, and the students enrolled at Canterlot High had received a day off due to the teachers holding their professional day as well as cleaning things up after the defeat of The Dazzlings. Pinkie Pie having been notified of the school closing immediately became bored after finding nothing to do around her house. She even thought of spending time with her sister Maud but found her too busy taking care of her pet rock, Boulder. Soon however, Pinkie Pie got the idea to call up Sonata Dusk, asking the siren to meet at her house. After feeling sympathy for Sonata after facing slander and denunciation from her fellow bandmates, Pinkie had took it upon herself to strike up a sort of friendship with Sonata, much to the d
TDAS Re-write Finale part 2: The Final Wreck-Ening
(Cut back on the lava level; Gwen and Dawn are holding a ladder steady while Zoey slowly makes it across the lava; meanwhile Mal is holding Cameron over his head, flailing his arms and screaming. Courtney and Duncan surround Mal)
Duncan: hey! Put the geek down, Mal!
Mal: (Smirking) if you insist. (Tosses Cameron at Duncan, causing them both to fall onto the lower level, on the safe-ish ground)
Gwen: (Concerned) Duncan! Cameron!
(Zoey steps towards the left of the ladder, but the ladder suddenly catches on fire. Zoey and Gwen gasp)
Dawn: Zoey, hurry! (Zoey quickly sprints to the other side of the ladder, right to the safe-ish ground to the right, just as the ladder burns away)
Courtney: (Annoyed) hey! You cost us all the only way across, creep!! (Raises her arm and prepares to karate chop Mal, but Mal catches it) what the-!?
Mal: shall we dance? (Rams his back right into Courtney, sending her down below. Mal chuckles until a pale fist strikes him on the cheek) ow!
Gwen: (With her fists
TDAS Re-write finale Alternate Ending
(Pan up to the final level, Gwen and Zoey quickly climb up the ladder to the top (Gwen stumbling a bit because of her bad leg). Zoey pops her head up first, only to duck a flying meatball being shot from Chef’s bazooka. Zoey leaps up, dodging more meatballs, and sprints to behind a rock. Chef starts shooting in the other direction just as Gwen pops up. Gwen leaps up from the ladder and lands on her feet, but she squeaks in pain from her bad ankle, and starts limping towards the stone)
Chris: oooh, some impressive maneuvers from both Gwen AND Zoey! (Flies up to Chef on his jetpack) and unimpressive shooting from Chef! (Chef shoots a meatball at Chris, knocking him out of the air)
Duncan: (Pops up from one of the ladder) yoo-hoo! Cheffy! You got aim like my Grandma, dude! (Chef growls and starts firing towards Duncan; Duncan moves his head to avoid the blasts)
(Gwen slowly limps over to the stone, until she trips and falls. But before she can hit the ground, Zoey rushes over and ca
A Tail of Total Annihilation: Part 1
Previously on "A Tail of Pickled Proportions"...
"Pinky, did you manage to put the body back EXACTLY where you found it?" A brainy mouse inquired at his henchman.
A slender mouse timidly stood behind his overseer's chair, his legs shaking vigorously. "Well, I... er.. yes, b-boss! None of them even noticed the dog's c-carcass had been m-moved!"
"Excellent. And the results from the blood tests only stand to prove my original theory: it's the shrooms."
"B-but, Brain, wh-how does that help us complete your g-glorious plan?"
The huge headed rodent chuckled. "All in good time, my underling. For now, though, I need you to focus on only one task, and one task alone..."
"-And, ah, what's th-that, boss?"
"Getting me that yellow mutt."
AND NOW: THE THRILLING CONCLUSION.
"What do you mean peanut butter has gone up in price?!" Brian screamed to a cashier at the local super market.
"Our sincerest apologies, sir, but as of five minutes ago, our labels are now out of