You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
What Creepypasta Are You Blank MemeSlenderman
() You are thin and or tall
() You like/wear suits
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
() You're pale
() You enjoy the forest
() You follow people
() You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
() You enjoy being alone
Jeff the Killer
() You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
() You're insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
() You enjoy being up/out at night
() You get paranoid about things
() You favor certain types of meat products (liver, leg, ribs, etc)
() You're good with a scalpel
() You're good at sneaking around
() You often wear dark clothing
() Blood doesn't
Pop That Belly!"And we're back, Ladies and Gentlemen! To...
Everybody chanted and cheered as the game show host, John Burton, dressed in his flashy suit, sporting a wide, bright smile, walked in, waving at his audience, positioning himself in the center of the cone of light shinning from above. Everyone was excited for another new episode of their favorite game show. The audience were stomping their feet and fist pumping the air and the fans at home were at the edge of their seats, grabbing onto their coal and chips in sheer anticipation. Everyone knew was this game show was about and they were all giddy for a reason.
"If you're just tuning in, allow me to catch you up to speed. We've had three contestants try their hand at trying to eat beyond their limit in an attempt to pop their bellies. Our last contestant, Margaret, got close but something in her head prevented her from eating that last bite." the host looked down in disappointment, the audience nodding along, "But
Death Battle - Dr Doom vs Darth Vader
(Author's note: This was written on October 2014, well before ScrewAttack's official version. As such, any decisions made from that battle will differ in regards to this one as there was no collaboration between the creation of the two battles. In any case, I think anyone for reading this and thank you all for your on-going support to keep making badass fights.
Johnny Zealous: "Well, we're back folks!"
Lucas Zaboot: "Yes, we had one, uh, rather unforeseen issues with a previous battle that resulted in apologies, footage destruction and…particular backdoor bribes…"
Johnny Zealous: (pats his back) "You didn't need to do all that with the gamblers to win back their favor…"
Lucas Zaboot: "We're lucky enough to have finally gotten this battle completed..."
Johnny Zealous: "Yes....yes we are..."
Lucas Zaboot: "Hey, where's the other guy? The guy who gave us all that information on Dr. Doom, where'd he go?"
AlphaBeta: (sitting back on a porch,
10 odd creepy pasta chats on cleverbot1):
Cleverbot: What is the Slender Man?
User: He is a tall well dressed man, with no face, and has long tendrels for arms.
Cleverbot: What does he do?
User: He stalks people.
Cleverbot: Where is he now?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: My name starts with a C.
Cleverbot: Slender man?
User: Are you slenderman?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you fear it?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: What didn't you like?
Cleverbot: Are you Slender Man?
User: No, are you slenderman?
User: Where is slenderman?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who is slenderman?
Cleverbot: I'm walking outside of your house.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
02:02:36 User: Who is slenderman?
02:02:37 Cleverbot: Yes, who is slender man?
02:03:02 User: Where
Birds of a Feather Prolouge
Birds of a Feather: Prologue
It was the most exciting time in Addy's life. Here she was, on her way to Neo City, the mecca for anmans of all shapes and sizes. It was the only place in the Nation where an anman could actually make something of themselves, and truly enrich their lives.
As her little Nissan sped along, she couldn't help but gleefully smile. The excitement was in full force. Ever since she was little she dreamt of becoming a model. To her, the body is a beautiful thing, a work of art even, because no two in the world are the same. That is to say, each one is unique. She felt by becoming a model she would be able to inspire others to love the way they looked instead of disliking it or even being ashamed of it.
As she entered the city limits she stopped at Angel Vista, one of The Neo City District's beauty spots. Here she could see the three cities, of Riverfeld, Neo City, and Thomason. She parked her car and stepped out to admire the three cities' glowing lights and night l
Hetalia Birthday GameHetalia Birthday Game
(( Note: All answers are completely random. Anything relating to reality is purely coincidental, except the characters / names. That being said, enjoy by all means. ))
Month (of Birth)
January - Germany
February - China
March - Romano (S. Italy)
April - Canada
May - England (Britain)
June - Spain
July - America
August - France
September - Prussia
October - Japan
November - Veneziano (N. Italy)
December - Russia
Day (of Birth)
1. Then gives you a present
2. Then puts on a dress
3. Then asks you to call him
4. Then texts you suddenly
5. Then points a gun to your head
6. Then goes swimming with you
7. Then trips when running up to you
8. Then waves to you
9. Then laughs at you
10. Then makes you cry
11. Then experiments on you
12. Then helps you on a situation
13. Then hints you about something
14. Then confesses his love for
Prussia x Reader:: Movie Night You'll LovePrussia x Reader: Movie Night You'll Love
"AHAHA! You are jealous of my awesome-chick-magnet bird aren't you?!?" Your close friend, Gilbert, boasted. You frowned, "You can just shut your mouth." It thundered outside and you jumped, grabbing a blanket and covering yourself up. Gilbert sighed, wrapping the other end of the blanket over him.
"You are such a wuss!" Gilbert groaned tugging on the blanket, having it fly off of you.
"You're the wuss!" you slid over to him and huddled up next to him under the blanket, face flustered.
"H-Hey! _-______, wh-what are you doing?" He was flustered too but you didn't look up. "J-Just shut up! The blanket isn't that big and i-it's not as warm!" He felt warmer then you expected. Another flash of lightning lit up the room. You jumped, quickly wrapping your arms around his muscular arm.
You hadn't noticed how big his arm muscles were until you were practically in them. Gilbert had wrapped his arm around your back and held you closer. Looking up at his fa
Hetalia: 100 Things I Cannot Do At World Meetings
100 Things I Cannot Do At World Meetings
1. I cannot run into the room yelling "Fire!"
2. Unless there really is a fire
3. I cannot discuss yaoi with Japan
4. Or Hungary
5. I cannot come in cosplay
6. Even if Japan says I look cute
7. France will get excited
8. I cannot flirt with America
9. No matter how hot I think he is
10. (Unless I do it after the meeting)
11. I cannot ask Italy to model in a maid dress for me
12. Hungary cannot help me convince him
13. Germany will hit me
14. (Even though he likes the thought of #11)
15. I cannot draw FrUK on my notes
16. Or England's notes
17. But France's are okay
18. Maybe not
19. I cannot ask Germany if I can borrow his chains, whips, ropes, other various torture devices, etc.
20. I cannot write "I <3 America" all over my notes
21. Or England's
22. Or Japan's
23. Or Russia's
24. Especially not Russia's
25. I cannot talk about "That night with Prussia"
26. I cannot tie Austria up and hide him in the broom closet
27. I cannot yell "Ger
TDAS Re-write episode 1: Heroes vs. Villains
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write episode 1
Heroes vs. Villains
Re-written and edited by: Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
(Fade to inside a prison, CHEF HATCHET and a guard walking past a row of prison cells, Chef is carrying a manila folder. Chef walks past 2 cells containing a one-eyed prisoner and what looks like the Insane Psycho Killer with a Hook)
Psycho Killer: I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! INNOCENT!!!
(The one-eyed prisoner makes kissy faces at Chef and the Guard. Chef’s face grows increasingly concerned when he hears a familiar voice)
Voice: (Off-screen) And the Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbugs!
Prisoner: (Off-screen) Cram it, McLean! (Psychotic laughter)
(Pan over to reveal none other that CHRIS MCLEAN, wearing an orange jumpsuit locked behind a glass door in a highly secured cell [a familiar looking map of Camp Wawanakwa hanging on the wall], overlooking two bugs staring at each other)
Chris: Lightning slips past Duncan, and the heat is on! Yeah,