You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
What Creepypasta Are You Blank MemeSlenderman
() You are thin and or tall
() You like/wear suits
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
() You're pale
() You enjoy the forest
() You follow people
() You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
() You enjoy being alone
Jeff the Killer
() You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
() You're insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
() You enjoy being up/out at night
() You get paranoid about things
() You favor certain types of meat products (liver, leg, ribs, etc)
() You're good with a scalpel
() You're good at sneaking around
() You often wear dark clothing
() Blood doesn't
A Battle of Extremes(MR. CYNICISM, MS. SINCERE, and DR. PASSION congregate for battle.)DR. PASSION
Where's all the booze, guys? Where's the music? I thought this was supposed to be a party.
This is a battle, not a party, good doctor. You may want to remove your lamp shade so you can be prepared to fight.
I didn't hear anything about no violence at this here get-together-battle-party-what-have-you.
That is the definition of battle: Where two or more parties come together and -
- come together and make a whole lot of excitement between them. See? That's what I'm saying.
I should have anticipated such a gross misinterpretation of the facts, given your appalling track record with regard to such things as facts.
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, a result of a miscommunication. We can all be friends still, right?
Aside from the battle, of course.
I wouldn't have it any other way.<
Which Seer Character am I? (Blank Meme)Which CreepyPasta Character am I? ("The Seer" Version)
() You are very mature
() You enjoy being alone
() You are a natural leader, and do well with authority
() You remain calm under pressure
() You are very patient
() You have many responsibilities
() You are in charge of one or more people (work, school projects, sports, etc.)
() You always think things through thoroughly before acting. You never make a decision on a whim.
() You don't speak much unless you have something important to say.
()You are generally even-tempered, but when angered, you are terrifying.
Jeff the Killer
() You are very stubborn and will do whatever it takes to get your way
() You prefer working alone; Teamwork is not your thing
() You hate large groups of people
() You have a very quick temper
() You enjoy drama and will often start fights
() You're very set in your ways, and don't like change
() You can be emotionally unstable
() You have a fear or dislike of authority
() You are most activ
Still Alive TF2 LyricsThis was a Triumph.
I'm going to build here: A sentry.
It's hard to overstate my turret's power.
Builders League United
We steal the intel because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are RED.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of time.
And the round isn't won
And the Stalemate has begun
For the people who are Still Alive
I'm not even angry!
I'm being so sincere right now!
Even though you sapped my dispenser,
and tore it to pieces,
and threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
You stabbed me right in the back.
Now these teleporters make a beautiful line,
and we're out of metal,
getting sapped right on time.
So I'm GLaD I got stabbed,
think of all the pills we grabbed,
for the Teammates who are Still Alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I'd prefer to cap this point.
Maybe someone else will help me cap it.
Maybe a Scout Rush!
I just got backstabbed,
Anyways, this sentry's grea
50 ways to annoy One Direction.
1. Constantly keep poking Niall. When he asks "what is it?", just ask him" Are you Irish?"
2. Count Zayn's tattoos... and tell him "what nasty scars you have.." (me: his tattoos are cool *_* )
3. When Liam is in the room. Ask out loud "who's there, I know your here, speak up spirit!!!" and point at Liam direction hinting that the spirit is somewhere there.
4. When Liam asks what's wrong, ask the other guys "did I feel a cold breeze rush pass through us?"
5. Keep Ignoring Liam afterwards. And keep pretending he is invisible.
6. When Harry is sleeping one night, go to his room and straighten his hair.
7. When he wakes up and asks who did this to him, blame it on Louis.
8. When they start arguing, say out loud "awe a Larry moment! What a cute couple!"
9. The next night dye Harry's hair hot pink.
10. Tell him in the morning when he finds out that, "it's popular with the girls".
11. Blame the "pink hair dye prank" from 9 on Louis again. (Me: poor guy.....I'm so
Your Phantom is Here!Are you lonely? Are you a hopeless romantic? Do you like music? Are you a girl or just an extremely feminine guy? If you answered at least 3 of those questions, then this is for you!
Tired of those guys that "just want one thing"? Are you the obsessive type? Are you turned on by death? The Phantom of the Opera is here to Take You Away!
With any voice, any race and any language, the angles of music are here to suit YOUR needs!
If you are depressed, he will sing for you!
If someone pissed you off, he will "take care of them"!
If you need to get away from everyday problems, because you are a poor unfortunate soul that just can't take it because everyone loves you too much, he will TAKE YOU AWAY!
If you want to settle down, he has already taken the liberty of sneaking into your room at night to get your ring size, and has stolen the measures of your bodice from the dress maker! Your ring and dress are ready!
If you lost your father, he will BE YO DADDEH!
Get your angel of music, today! Try
HEY GUESS WHAT?
Germany: As the executor of Mr. Kirkland's estate, I have been empowered to read Mr. Kirkland's last will and testament.
Russia: Well get on with it, the bar's open soon, da.
America: *sniff* Oh, poor dear Arthur! WHAAAAAAHHHH HAAAA!!!!!
Switzerland: Oh there there, Alfred.
Austria: God, how predictably boring.
France: I never worked for a kinder man.
Germany: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.
Austria: I knew it.
Germany: I, Arthur Kirkland, being of sound mind and body-
Russia: That's a laugh! GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Germany: -do hearby divide my considerable estate as follows. To my overly emotional
America: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *sobs*
Switzerland: Alfred, darling, he's talking about us.
America: *stops crying* Oh.
Germany: Who grubbed with his husband, Vash. Grubbed for everything they could get from me, and cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy.