You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
Cute shy and nerdy = Ticklish
The noisy yellow bus drove down the street at a speed that was surely not as fast as the slow thing could go. The ride was a long and dull one that heeded nothing interesting whatsoever. It was a typical Friday afternoon and everyone on the bus was excited and happy that it was the weekend, making them louder and even more obnoxious than usual. Most of the teenagers on the bus were tuning out the annoying little kids with their music, or by playing on their phones. It was the only way to catch any relief at all from the idiotic kids in the front of the bus. Some, however, were gifted in the art of zoning out.
Kyle was one of them. He sat in his seat in the very back of the bus with a bored expression, completely oblivious to all of the noise around him. He stared out the window distractedly and fiddled with the dark blue, rubber bracelet
50 ways to annoy One Direction.
1. Constantly keep poking Niall. When he asks "what is it?", just ask him" Are you Irish?"
2. Count Zayn's tattoos... and tell him "what nasty scars you have.." (me: his tattoos are cool *_* )
3. When Liam is in the room. Ask out loud "who's there, I know your here, speak up spirit!!!" and point at Liam direction hinting that the spirit is somewhere there.
4. When Liam asks what's wrong, ask the other guys "did I feel a cold breeze rush pass through us?"
5. Keep Ignoring Liam afterwards. And keep pretending he is invisible.
6. When Harry is sleeping one night, go to his room and straighten his hair.
7. When he wakes up and asks who did this to him, blame it on Louis.
8. When they start arguing, say out loud "awe a Larry moment! What a cute couple!"
9. The next night dye Harry's hair hot pink.
10. Tell him in the morning when he finds out that, "it's popular with the girls".
11. Blame the "pink hair dye prank" from 9 on Louis again. (Me: poor guy.....I'm so
Tough girls are always ticklish
"Hahahahaha! Stop! Stohohohohohop! Kyle! Aaaaahahahahaha!" giggled Lilly Thompson hysterically as her sensitive ribcage was teased and tickled mercilessly.
"Sorry Lil, too much fun to stop," grinned Kyle James as he expertly tickled his best friend, showing her absolutely no mercy at all. He knew that Lilly didn't mind the tickling. If she wanted to, then she would put an end to it herself. Lilly wasn't a helpless victim, if Kyle tickled her and she wasn't in the mood for it, then he would end up missing a few teeth.
"Hahahahaha! Well at leheheheheheast t-tihihihihihihickle mehehehehehehehe somewhere ehehehehelse! P-plehehehehehehease! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Eeep! Not the rihihihihihihihihihihihihihihibs!" Lilly giggled in reply. She tried to escape by wiggling around in the bus seat, but it was no use. Kyle was an expert at this, after all. Just as he was
Ash and Max: Midnight MunchiesPikachu's eyes shot open as he felt himself fall, hitting the mattress in the process.
"Pikaaa " he moaned, getting up and rubbing his forehead with a stubby arm. Weren't Pokemon Center beds supposed to be comfortable?
More importantly, where was Ash? He'd been sleeping right on top of him, so where had he
Ah. There he was. Pikachu's best friend and trainer was on his feet, still near the bed but slowly walking away.
Pikachu blinked in confusion. Why does he still have his jacket on? The boy usually took off the article of clothing before he fell asleep, wearing only his shirt and jeans as a result. Then again, considering the day they'd had, it wasn't surprising.
It had been unusually eventful; several trainers had challenged Ash to Pokemon Battles, having heard of his strength and skill. Ash, never one to turn down a challenge, had accepted each one.
He'd been on his game that day, it seemed; although several of his Pokemon had taken quite a few hard knocks-especial
Birds of a Feather Prolouge
Birds of a Feather: Prologue
It was the most exciting time in Addy's life. Here she was, on her way to Neo City, the mecca for anmans of all shapes and sizes. It was the only place in the Nation where an anman could actually make something of themselves, and truly enrich their lives.
As her little Nissan sped along, she couldn't help but gleefully smile. The excitement was in full force. Ever since she was little she dreamt of becoming a model. To her, the body is a beautiful thing, a work of art even, because no two in the world are the same. That is to say, each one is unique. She felt by becoming a model she would be able to inspire others to love the way they looked instead of disliking it or even being ashamed of it.
As she entered the city limits she stopped at Angel Vista, one of The Neo City District's beauty spots. Here she could see the three cities, of Riverfeld, Neo City, and Thomason. She parked her car and stepped out to admire the three cities' glowing lights and night l
RP Log: Shadow's Testing Initiative
Shadow had just arrived via underground transit system to the GUN Mystic Ruins Base, hidden deep in the cliffside overlooking the ocean. Following the directions he was given, he headed to Debriefing Room 309, where Rouge, Tails, and a small steel storage unit were. Rouge smiled. "Hey Shadow, just in time. I only just arrived myself."
"In that case, let's not waste time," He said curtly, greeting Tails with an indifferent nod. "What's the situation, and how can I help?"
Rouge smirked. "Don't be so cold to Tails. He's the one who's gonna be giving you your debriefing."
Tails scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Well, it's not really that big of a deal...anyway!" Tails did his best to sound professional. "Agent Shadow, you have been recruited for a new testing initiative to test the battlefield application of a new type of environmental armor. The contents of this storage unit are designed to alter your body chemistry and genetics to help you adapt to different climates, environme
Hetalia Birthday GameHetalia Birthday Game
(( Note: All answers are completely random. Anything relating to reality is purely coincidental, except the characters / names. That being said, enjoy by all means. ))
Month (of Birth)
January - Germany
February - China
March - Romano (S. Italy)
April - Canada
May - England (Britain)
June - Spain
July - America
August - France
September - Prussia
October - Japan
November - Veneziano (N. Italy)
December - Russia
Day (of Birth)
1. Then gives you a present
2. Then puts on a dress
3. Then asks you to call him
4. Then texts you suddenly
5. Then points a gun to your head
6. Then goes swimming with you
7. Then trips when running up to you
8. Then waves to you
9. Then laughs at you
10. Then makes you cry
11. Then experiments on you
12. Then helps you on a situation
13. Then hints you about something
14. Then confesses his love for
What Creepypasta Are You Blank MemeSlenderman
() You are thin and or tall
() You like/wear suits
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
() You're pale
() You enjoy the forest
() You follow people
() You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
() You enjoy being alone
Jeff the Killer
() You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
() You're insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
() You enjoy being up/out at night
() You get paranoid about things
() You favor certain types of meat products (liver, leg, ribs, etc)
() You're good with a scalpel
() You're good at sneaking around
() You often wear dark clothing
() Blood doesn't