You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
Christmas Joke Battle: The Hulk Vs The Grinch
-Death Battle Lounge-
(A homey little set-up with decorations on the walls, pictures of past fighters posing with past and current hosts line the walls as green wreaths line around them. Sitting in two easy chairs next to a soothing and lively fire are hosts Johnny Zealous, wearing a red and green vest with a festive dark red casual jacket and a cup of hot chocolate with a Starbucks logo on the cup. In the other chair is Lucas Zaboot, who is wearing a gross Christmas sweater that says “Happy Go F*ck Yourself” stitched in, a Santa hat and an entire carton of eggnog in his hand)
Johnny Zealous: “Greetings and salutations readers and passerbys. I’m Johnny Zealous, the Internet’s greatest salesman.”
Lucas Zaboot: “An’ I’m Lucas Zaboot, New Jersey’s own Green-Eyed Jersey Devil.”
Johnny Zealous: “Are you trying to make that your catchphrase?”
Lucas Zaboot: “Why? You wanna find out why I got th' name?”
Hetalia~ Would You Rather Meme :3Rules: You HAVE to make a choice! You cannot avoid a question or you'd be missing out on the object of this meme
Allies| Would you rather....
1. Go over to France's house and spend a day with him or spend a day with Russia?
I'd spend the day with Russia..hey someone has to protect him from his little sister ok? And besides, he seems lonely..poor guy
Russia: Da, thank you Skull~
France: Mon dieu, I'll go bother the black sheep of Europe instead.
2. Eat with America at McDonald's or kiss France
I'd kiss France cause last time I went with America, he ditched me! Making ME pay up...jerk. I do like McDonald's, but I'm not paying ever again over there.
America: Dudette I said I was sorry! Can't you forgive da hero?!
France: Honhonhon~ Come over 'ere then ma cherie~
3. Go on a date with Russia and he is being kind and thoughtful or go out with China and he is always not making sense
Again, Russia. I don't trust him alone when a wil
#FirstWorldChristmasProblems (TD Style) [Gwen, Heather, Courtney]
I can't wait to
Kill myself this Christmas...
There's nothing worse than a fake Christmas tree
Or a Santa that's too skinny
Or when all I want is a Macbook Pro
And I get an iPad Mini
My Hot Toddy isn't hot, my ugly sweater's too cute
This fruitcake was made last September
It's a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street
Aren't as good as I remembered
[Gwen, Heather, Courtney]
I can't wait
To kill myself this Christmas
This is worse
Than anything in the world!
The nativity scene display is a disgrace
That's not where baby Jesus goes!
The new car I got did not have a big bow on top!
Everyone's too cheery at the shopping mall
When all I want to do is buy my boyfriend a guitar
I really w
Dynamic Dork Daily #14 - Dork the HallsDynamic Dork Daily #14
Location: Jasmine Lakes, Gene’s house
Scenario: The Dorks prepare for a Christmas party at Gene’s house. However, there’s a Grinch lurking about who doesn’t want the party to happen…
The Dorks enter Gene’s house; they stand in awe of its size and beauty.
Sunny: Wow… this is your house?
Gene: Sure is. Worth every penny. It gets a little boring around here with just me and my brother, but I’m so glad you guys are here. Since my folks are out of town for the holidays, they said it was cool to throw a party here. They seem to like you guys.
???: Is that so?
Enter Gene’s older brother. Everett. He stares down Gene from the second floor.
Gene: Everett? I thought you went with the folks!
Everett: Yeah; you think I do a lot of things. I drove back here without them knowing. Oh, and as long as I’m here,
Awoken cover by Jeff The KillerAwoken cover by Jeff The Killer
Jeff: What cause have I to feel glad?
I've built my life on judgement and causing pain.
I don't know those eyes I see in the bloodstained chrome.
Now everything that I've had
and everything I've known have been thrown away.
And with time I've come to find this isn't my home.
I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the broken have washed away my soul.
Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow,
now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control.
I try my best to block out the screams,
but they're haunting me in my dreams.
Please break my shackles,
I want it to stop.
I man these wretched machines.
Day in, day out, the grinding wears on my brain.
Undermining my sanity, making me question my reality.
But life is not as it seems.
Should I take a chance of freedom and throw it all down the drain?
I've been imprisoned, please burn my transgressions away.
I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the
TMNT: Mutants in HatsBradford: Xever~, there is a dead human in our house!
Xever: Oh, hey! How did he get here?
Bradford: Xever~, what did you do?
Xever: Me? Uh, I-I didn't do this.
Bradford: Explain what happen Xever.
Xever: I've never seen him before in my life!
Bradford: Why did you kill this person Xever~?
Xever: I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do.
Bradford: Tell me Xever, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Xever: Alright. Well uh, I was upstairs.
Xever: I was uh- sitting in my room.
Xever: Reading a book.
Bradford: Go on.
Xever: And uh, well this guy walked in.
Xever: So I went up to him.
Xever: And I uh- stabbed him. Thirdy-seven times in the chest!
Bradford: *eyes widen* .........................Xever~ that kills people!
Xever: Oh, OH, w-wow. I-I, heh, I didn't know that.
Bradford: How could you not know that?!
Xever: Yeah~, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!