You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
TDAS Re-write episode 13: The Obsta-Kill Kourse
Total Drama All-Stars Re-Write
Episode 13: The Obsta-Kill Kourse
Re-written and Edited by Joey Turner and Tanya Furness
Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time on Total Drama, we celebrated our 100th episode with a few surprise guest appearances, and a kidnapping of the host-y kind. But I stayed strong -Hey! (A clip of him screaming over the pit plays) Who put that there? (Clears throat) Alejandro found out who sabotaged the last vote, and made himself an insurance policy. Owen came clean to his new alliance about Mal. And Courtney proved to be quite the clumsy kisser. (More Chris screaming footage plays) Ok, someone is SO getting fired! Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Cam, Gwen stopped Zeke, Cam got hurt, Cam got flushed. (The screaming clip plays again, then zoom out to Chris in front of a large TV screen, holding the plug) That is IT! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the 'ow factor' in a challenge. Stick around to s
Twilight MerchantThe bells were tolling, warning every one of unfortunate events that would unfold today.
It was that day of the year again, the one everyone fears. Everyone shut their doors and boarded their windows, frightened over whatever curse this day will bring the poor citizens of the town. Today was known as a horrible around, it was the day that the dreaded twilight merchant visits their humble town. Everybody who was anybody already knows the tales of the mysterious twilight merchant that visits the towns around the country, how his merchandise has unprecedented and deadly side effects. He would visit a town, boasting about a new, mysterious item that he so happens to have come upon, how it would benefit the lives of anyone who purchases this dark item. Anyone who was foolish enough to fall for this merchant’s ruse and purchases the item would suffer from the horrible curses that would befall such idiot. The helpless fool would suffer from many types of horribly bad luck like famine, b
The Man with The Ghost Girl, Chapter 1"Hmm. Quaint place this graveyard is, said the man dressed in clockwork attire. "Bit dirty though." As he mumbled to himself about the graveyard he was standing in, he heard the snickering of a female voice behind him. The air getting colder near him. "And I'm not alone. What jokers." He said as he placed his hand on his hip. The gate to the graveyard began going frantic, opening and closing. The man's stomach begins to feel cold. "Freaking dead are killing me. I don't know what the hell it is, but that's my assumption." Thankfully, he hasn't eaten in a while.
Suddenly, a girl appears on one of the closer grave stones, wearing a torn up school uniform, thick jack O' lantern diaper and has long white hair. "Hello there stranger, are you lost?"
"You can say that. All I've been doing is walking around for ages." His Eastern European accent showed while talking. "Not that used to the cold. I come from Kazakhstan. My name is Benedikt Volkov. Where are you from?"
"Oh, I've been here a
Episode Seven: Leorai, Disney Songs and Red Hair!Ask TMNT!: Ep. Seven
The contestants walk on-set, Leonardo seeming to walk in with an overjoyed air about him, but also dreamlike. Raphael shoved him in his seat, ticked off, and slouched into his seat. Donatello and Splinter looked exhausted as well...even Michelangelo! It seemed all of their energy and happiness had been put into Leonardo. As for April and Casey, they seemed alright. They were in a normal mood today. redmask38 seemed happy as usual, but smiling more.
redmask38: Hello, everyone! Last night I just went to Bedlam in the Boro! I got to ride the Haunted Hayride and go inside the House of Horror! A guy with giant scissors attempted to steal my monkey when me and my friend were playing games. -_- So I stole it back. We thought the tent was a safehouse from guys with weapons, but we were proven wrong as a guy with a chainsaw chased us.
April: What are you talking about?
redmask38: Where I live, we have this cool Halloween thing every year where you go on
Snake's Codec Messages: El TigreColonel: Careful Snake, there's one kid that you really don't wish to pick on.
Snake: You mean the kid with a Tiger suit?
Colonel: That's El Tigre you're facing, Snake. but he's actually a kid named Manny Rivera. but watch out, his claws can cut through wood, metal, or even steel.
Snake: So what you're saying is that's a kid in a deadly Wolverine-like Tiger costume?
Colonel: Maybe so, Snake. El Tigre is an anti-hero. his father wants him to be a superhero just like him. but his grandfather just wants to be as bad as he is.
Snake: A little kid with a decision of destiny. now this is interesting...
TMNT: Popcorn and Chinese FoodJay: Ya guys want ta hear a song!?
May, Morrigan: No.
May: Oh god...
Jay: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morrigan: My ears are bleeding...
May: J-Jay stop! You lost your singing voice, stop it! You're a dog, bark or something!
Morrigan: He still SINGING!!!
Xever: Pizza here!
May: But I want chineseeeeee!
Xever: Shut up and deal with it!
Shredder: WHO PAINTED MY HALMENT PINK!!!!
Morrigan, Xever: *points at each other*
Jay: *have headphones on*
Morrigan: *secretly grabs MP3, brings music louder*
Jay: GAHHH, TOO LOUD!!!
Shadowoman: Who took my black coat!?
Jay: *wearing it* I dunno. Rahzar might know though. *eats popcorn and looks away*
Jay: Gonna make some popcorn, gonna make some popcorn- .....
*walks out* Morrigan, I said the extra butter popcorn, not the carmel popcorn!
Morrigan: Deal with it!
Xever: *walks in* May, eat the pizza! It's not bad!