You: "Hey! You aren't cool, unless you pee your pants!" ~Billy Madison
You: Sorry i like to start with my faveorite quote
Stranger: ye its pretty good
You: I'm tako who r u?
Stranger: im Björk
You: thats amazing.
Me, you, themOne more year,
One more Christmas,
One more birthday,
One more Year of hate.
Then i am free of you,
Everything you put on me
I am the bad guy,
I am the
I never do anything right
Twelve more months,
Twelve more secrets hidden away,
Twelve more nights in my room crying
And perhaps so much more
Then you wont see me,
The nights I've cried because of you,
You are the bad guy,
You are the
You cant see Who i really am,
Three hundred and sixty five days
Three hundred and sixty five cuts
Three hundred and sixty five lies
Three hundred and sixty five tears
I have over come,
With the help of Taylore and Tommy,
Clouded eyesIf you judge through clouded eyes
You are blinded
And by your judgement, your standards,
I am binded.
Held back by an invisible cord,
I sit back and watch, by your fans your are adored.
I chose not to love you
I chose not to care
You mean nothing to me
Because you were never there
But you pretend i matter,
When your fuzzy point of view shatters
When i become more than you expect
When i rise up from what you've molded me to be
Then will you care?
Then will you see?
I fight to be far away from you
So you fight to destroy me.
DisposableHe doesn't know why she hates herself
Everything good in the world
All the rainbows and junk
Every smile and laugh,
And his amazing eyes
He's so perfect.
and she's just the disposable girl
the one who knows the worst part of jumping off a 59 story building
Would be cleaning her body off the pavement
The girl who has always, hated, every part of her body
Starved herself, and still fat
Dye's her hair, and changes her look, but cant get rid of her family's blood
She sits awake at night, laying there
and no, she wont take her medicine tonight
She's going to sit awake, with music playing so loud she cant think
Because she knows shes screaming at herself in her mind
she has one chance and shes going to screw it all up
And all she sees in him
and he doesn't know why she hates herself
and he tries to fix her depression
but it cant be fixed
and she waits for the day he leaves her
because its what he needs
He needs a girl who isn't disposable
Who isn't just there
to fill up time
Hurting youI deserve to choke to death
Until my face turns blue
I deserve to burn
Because i'm hurting you
You know nothing about me
You don't know what i'll do
But I've warned you babe
And now i'm hurting you
I'm killing myself
Hurting, i'm in pain
I twist and shout
But if i die
Then you'll go too
But baby go,
i don't want to hurt you.
Liar, liarThe lies flow like waterfalls out of her bumbling mouth.
She sits alone in an empty room, in her make believe house.
She'll tell you she knows the truth, but she doesn't.
She wishes she was some one new, someone she wasn't.
She'll make you feel guilty if you don't believe her.
It is that skill that makes her the greatest deceiver.
You'll love her until you die, until your last breath.
You'll never know she's lying until your day of her death.
Broken thingsNo one wants the broken thing
Sits outside all day
Hoping waiting praying for
Someone to come and play
But it sits there on the sidewalk
Rusting and getting old
While newer things are taken home
The broken things grow mold
Spiders move in with other bugs
But insects are not friends
So these rusting broken things
Wait alone for their days to end
Cute shy and nerdy = Ticklish
The noisy yellow bus drove down the street at a speed that was surely not as fast as the slow thing could go. The ride was a long and dull one that heeded nothing interesting whatsoever. It was a typical Friday afternoon and everyone on the bus was excited and happy that it was the weekend, making them louder and even more obnoxious than usual. Most of the teenagers on the bus were tuning out the annoying little kids with their music, or by playing on their phones. It was the only way to catch any relief at all from the idiotic kids in the front of the bus. Some, however, were gifted in the art of zoning out.
Kyle was one of them. He sat in his seat in the very back of the bus with a bored expression, completely oblivious to all of the noise around him. He stared out the window distractedly and fiddled with the dark blue, rubber bracelet
What Creepypasta Are You Blank MemeSlenderman
() You are thin and or tall
() You like/wear suits
() You constantly feel that you're surrounded by idiots
() You're pale
() You enjoy the forest
() You follow people
() You enjoy having authority
() You like to mess with people. As in, picking up and throwing people (if you can't, then you would if you could)
() You have one or more people who you're the boss of
() You enjoy being alone
Jeff the Killer
() You prefer a knife for a weapon
() Rabid fans scare the hell out of you
() You're vain
() You're insane
() You enjoy fighting
() You're arrogant
() You enjoy looking at yourself in the mirror
() You often find you can't catch a break
() You enjoy being up/out at night
() You get paranoid about things
() You favor certain types of meat products (liver, leg, ribs, etc)
() You're good with a scalpel
() You're good at sneaking around
() You often wear dark clothing
() Blood doesn't
10 odd creepy pasta chats on cleverbot1):
Cleverbot: What is the Slender Man?
User: He is a tall well dressed man, with no face, and has long tendrels for arms.
Cleverbot: What does he do?
User: He stalks people.
Cleverbot: Where is he now?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: My name starts with a C.
Cleverbot: Slender man?
User: Are you slenderman?
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
Cleverbot: Why does the Slender Man kill?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you fear it?
User: Yes and no.
Cleverbot: What didn't you like?
Cleverbot: Are you Slender Man?
User: No, are you slenderman?
User: Where is slenderman?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who is slenderman?
Cleverbot: I'm walking outside of your house.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
02:02:36 User: Who is slenderman?
02:02:37 Cleverbot: Yes, who is slender man?
02:03:02 User: Where
Tough girls are always ticklish
"Hahahahaha! Stop! Stohohohohohop! Kyle! Aaaaahahahahaha!" giggled Lilly Thompson hysterically as her sensitive ribcage was teased and tickled mercilessly.
"Sorry Lil, too much fun to stop," grinned Kyle James as he expertly tickled his best friend, showing her absolutely no mercy at all. He knew that Lilly didn't mind the tickling. If she wanted to, then she would put an end to it herself. Lilly wasn't a helpless victim, if Kyle tickled her and she wasn't in the mood for it, then he would end up missing a few teeth.
"Hahahahaha! Well at leheheheheheast t-tihihihihihihickle mehehehehehehehe somewhere ehehehehelse! P-plehehehehehehease! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Eeep! Not the rihihihihihihihihihihihihihihibs!" Lilly giggled in reply. She tried to escape by wiggling around in the bus seat, but it was no use. Kyle was an expert at this, after all. Just as he was
Which Seer Character am I? (Blank Meme)Which CreepyPasta Character am I? ("The Seer" Version)
() You are very mature
() You enjoy being alone
() You are a natural leader, and do well with authority
() You remain calm under pressure
() You are very patient
() You have many responsibilities
() You are in charge of one or more people (work, school projects, sports, etc.)
() You always think things through thoroughly before acting. You never make a decision on a whim.
() You don't speak much unless you have something important to say.
()You are generally even-tempered, but when angered, you are terrifying.
Jeff the Killer
() You are very stubborn and will do whatever it takes to get your way
() You prefer working alone; Teamwork is not your thing
() You hate large groups of people
() You have a very quick temper
() You enjoy drama and will often start fights
() You're very set in your ways, and don't like change
() You can be emotionally unstable
() You have a fear or dislike of authority
() You are most activ
Hetalia StereotypesOn one very boring world meeting the nations were discovering there boredom was taking over. So Prussia decides to break it.
"So guys here's an awesome idea I found this song on youtube why don't we watch the music video" Prussia said with a smirk
Canada knew what he was up to but did not say a word.
He whispered to himself "Those hosers need to be taught a lesson!"
Unable to comprehend Prussia's plan the nations agreed. America pulled out his laptop out of his laptop case and went to the website youtube.com. Prussia looked up the song with a big smirk. The song then started to play.
I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
As soon as Japan heard the beginning of the song he became extremely deep red and said, "Th-That is not true! I do not rove tentacle porn it's just something my country came up with!"
Random OC meme of randomnessChoose six of your oc's
1.) 2, 4 and 6 are watching T.V. together. What are they watching? Do they fight for the remote?
2.) 1, 3 and 5 are all locked in a closet together! How did they get in there? What do they do to pass the time until they are rescued?
3.) 1, 4, and 6 face the Zombie Apocalypse! How did that happen? How will they survive?
4.) Time Anomaly! All the characters have turned back into little children! How do they cope with it?
5.) Flash forward to Collage days! 1, 3, and 5 walk into their class (class choice is whatever you want) but it's full except for 3 seats right next to each other. Do they take the seats? Or do they drop the class?
6.) All characters go to a random dinner party! How does it go?
7.) Character 5 wakes up to discover he/she turned into the opposite gender! How will he/she react to this? How will 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6 react?
8.) Crossing boundaries! All of your OC's end up in your (the creator's) house! What do you (th
Pop That Belly!"And we're back, Ladies and Gentlemen! To...
Everybody chanted and cheered as the game show host, John Burton, dressed in his flashy suit, sporting a wide, bright smile, walked in, waving at his audience, positioning himself in the center of the cone of light shinning from above. Everyone was excited for another new episode of their favorite game show. The audience were stomping their feet and fist pumping the air and the fans at home were at the edge of their seats, grabbing onto their coal and chips in sheer anticipation. Everyone knew was this game show was about and they were all giddy for a reason.
"If you're just tuning in, allow me to catch you up to speed. We've had three contestants try their hand at trying to eat beyond their limit in an attempt to pop their bellies. Our last contestant, Margaret, got close but something in her head prevented her from eating that last bite." the host looked down in disappointment, the audience nodding along, "But
50 ways to annoy One Direction.
1. Constantly keep poking Niall. When he asks "what is it?", just ask him" Are you Irish?"
2. Count Zayn's tattoos... and tell him "what nasty scars you have.." (me: his tattoos are cool *_* )
3. When Liam is in the room. Ask out loud "who's there, I know your here, speak up spirit!!!" and point at Liam direction hinting that the spirit is somewhere there.
4. When Liam asks what's wrong, ask the other guys "did I feel a cold breeze rush pass through us?"
5. Keep Ignoring Liam afterwards. And keep pretending he is invisible.
6. When Harry is sleeping one night, go to his room and straighten his hair.
7. When he wakes up and asks who did this to him, blame it on Louis.
8. When they start arguing, say out loud "awe a Larry moment! What a cute couple!"
9. The next night dye Harry's hair hot pink.
10. Tell him in the morning when he finds out that, "it's popular with the girls".
11. Blame the "pink hair dye prank" from 9 on Louis again. (Me: poor guy.....I'm so